BILLBOARD-IN'

The Billboard charts are almost always interesting, mainly to see what music the nation is purchasing and subsequently listening to. However, the Billboard charts are not an indicator of good music, talented musicians, or interesting songwriters, but simply (as stated) the tangible, mathematical proof of what is being purchased with the most frequency across the land.

Whether your motives are to scoff, sneer, cheer, jeer, or discover, the charts are a great source for entertaining yourself. Elitists prep yourself, mainstreamers prepare to rejoice and revel in your own self-righteousness.

Billboard Hot 100 Top 5:

1. Katy Perry--"I Kissed A Girl"
2. Rihanna--"Take A Bow"
3. Little Wayne ft. Static Major--"Lollipop"

4. Leona Lewis--"Bleeding Love"
5. Coldplay--"Viva La Vida"

Billboard Albums Chart:

1. Lil Wayne--The Carter III
2. Coldplay--Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends
3. Camp Rock Official Soundtrack*
4. G Unit--T.O.S. (Terminate On Sight)
5. John Mayer--Where The Light Is: John Mayer Live in Los Angeles**

*Uhm...what the hell?
**It's not enough people get The May-May crammed down their throats, they have to purchase the live disc to come close to satisfaction.

For additional information feel free the visit the Billboard website here. The Hot Mainstream Rock Tracks is particularly humorous.