I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers be lyin and gettin' me pissed...
Nobody I've ever spoken to has ever given fans of ICP (juggalos) much credit for their intellect. After this song I understand why.
Am I trying to say grown men who paint their faces, rap, and dance around like jack asses are idiots? No. They have demonstrated how perfectly capable they are of saying that for themselves. Miracles is Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope waxing appreciative of some of the more miraculous and/or magical things in this planet: hot lava, snow, giraffes, magnets, rainbows, the ocean. Humanity owes them our greatest appreciation for pointing out how miraculous it is that we can keep domesticated animals as pets:
We don't have to be high to look in the sky/
And know that's a miracle opened wide/
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas/
And everything chilling underwater, please/
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog/
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs/
Disregard the fact that everything they bring up is easily explained by science. Why? Because scientists are liars.
SNL recently parodied this song and music video. It can be seen here.
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